
🚪 Polite Notice Vinyl Window Sticker 🚪
Tired of unwanted visitors knocking at your door? This cheeky, no-nonsense vinyl sticker says it all for you – with plenty of personality! 😂
✨ Product Details
📏 Size: 5 x 7 inches – ideal for windows, doors, glass panels or even letterboxes
🎨 Colours Available: Black, White, Red, Pink, Green, Blue – pick your perfect shade!
💪 Material: Premium high-grade vinyl – weatherproof, fade-resistant, long-lasting & super easy to apply
💷 Price: Only £3.99
📝 The Hilarious Message:
POLITE NOTICE
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● NO SALES PEOPLE ●
● NO COLD CALLERS ●
● NO CANVASSERS ●
● NO RELIGIOUS GROUPS ●
● NO POLITICIANS ●
We have no money
We don’t vote
We’ve already found Jesus
We don’t trust any politician
Seriously - unless you’ve called with a cheque from the lottery
GO AWAY
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